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• Show up at 7:30 and work until 4:30 (or show up at 8:00 and leave at 5:00).
• Use the correct word for cars.
• Use foo as a general purpose variable in source code.

• Insult your coworker's design sense.
• Insult your coworker's font selection.
• Reference any part of your body that should remain "private" in an email.
• Say the word "Hexidangling" in front of Reenie.
• Refer to a woman as a "chick".
• Refer to what IT does as J'ing off.
• Use the phrase "J'ing off".
• Talk about bovine anal probes.
• Use the word confusement in a meeting.
• Use foo as a general purpose variable in source code.
• Consolidate your IT force nationwide into an IBM facility in Lexington, KY, letting hundereds of really good people go.