11010: Proof
By: Conan the Agrarian (Disco Lord of Tulsa)I have proven that the number 1 does not exist.
Here is how.
Take a mixed number, such as 2 3/4, etc.
Now, represent 1 as a mixed number. Essentially, it is 1 and 0. (1.0000)
0 is also 1/ì. Therefore, 1 is 1 1/ì.
Now, convert this to a fraction. You get (ì+1)/ì, which is an indetermiate number. Plus, expand the 1 in the parenthesis, and you get an infinite series with no end.
1, therefore, is undefined and does not exist.
Concept
We've all heard the fuss about gay marriages, but what about gay divorces? Picture the squabbles over clothes alone, if the two people are the same size.
Don't save the trees and plants. If there are too many trees, or too much algae in the ocean, then too much oxygen will be created, thus making the atmosphere very flammable. Thus, the next lightning bolt will incinerate the world.
Replace cars with horses. The speed limit in the cities is about 35-45 mph. The speed of a horse is the same. Horses are a renewable resource. When was the last time you bred your car? Feeding a horse is cheaper than fueling a car, plus it would end the communist agricultural program in the U.S. Currently, the government buys surplus grain because farmers grow more than people eat; if all that was grown was sold, prices would plummet and farmers would go broke. But, if that surplus was sold as FUEL, then farmers would be able to sell it all and not grow broke. Plus, oil prices would plummet, and the oil barons, in retaliation, would make jet fuel cheap enough to make commuter flights cheap. Thus, we could travel distances too long or treacherous for a horse. Plus, all the old interstates could be giant manure pyres to generate enough smoke to kill all the trees.
Religion
Religion's purpose is to perpetuate a mass belief; i.e., a belief held by the majority. Now, to perpetuate this belief, a document, i.e., a bible or a Koran, are printed. This book is supposed to synchronize people's beliefs into the mass belief.
However, the bible perpetuates no mass belief. Parts of the bible are disputed by Jew, Christian, and then different aspects are disputed by each sect. In other words, there is no one belief perpetuated by the bible (i.e., if Jesus was the savior, whether he was human or divine, whether he was triune or one) except, which I find in most people I have asked, that the Bible makes boring reading.
Thus, the only successful belief perpetuated by Judaeo-Christianity is that it is BORING. With a holy book that is mostly lists of rules (Deuteronomy, Leviticus) and lists of Geneologies (Zachariah and all those wacky books) and letters to fledgeling churches (Romans, Corinthians, etc.), what else can you expect?
Here is how.
Take a mixed number, such as 2 3/4, etc.
Now, represent 1 as a mixed number. Essentially, it is 1 and 0. (1.0000)
0 is also 1/ì. Therefore, 1 is 1 1/ì.
Now, convert this to a fraction. You get (ì+1)/ì, which is an indetermiate number. Plus, expand the 1 in the parenthesis, and you get an infinite series with no end.
1, therefore, is undefined and does not exist.
Concept
We've all heard the fuss about gay marriages, but what about gay divorces? Picture the squabbles over clothes alone, if the two people are the same size.
Don't save the trees and plants. If there are too many trees, or too much algae in the ocean, then too much oxygen will be created, thus making the atmosphere very flammable. Thus, the next lightning bolt will incinerate the world.
Replace cars with horses. The speed limit in the cities is about 35-45 mph. The speed of a horse is the same. Horses are a renewable resource. When was the last time you bred your car? Feeding a horse is cheaper than fueling a car, plus it would end the communist agricultural program in the U.S. Currently, the government buys surplus grain because farmers grow more than people eat; if all that was grown was sold, prices would plummet and farmers would go broke. But, if that surplus was sold as FUEL, then farmers would be able to sell it all and not grow broke. Plus, oil prices would plummet, and the oil barons, in retaliation, would make jet fuel cheap enough to make commuter flights cheap. Thus, we could travel distances too long or treacherous for a horse. Plus, all the old interstates could be giant manure pyres to generate enough smoke to kill all the trees.
Religion
Religion's purpose is to perpetuate a mass belief; i.e., a belief held by the majority. Now, to perpetuate this belief, a document, i.e., a bible or a Koran, are printed. This book is supposed to synchronize people's beliefs into the mass belief.
However, the bible perpetuates no mass belief. Parts of the bible are disputed by Jew, Christian, and then different aspects are disputed by each sect. In other words, there is no one belief perpetuated by the bible (i.e., if Jesus was the savior, whether he was human or divine, whether he was triune or one) except, which I find in most people I have asked, that the Bible makes boring reading.
Thus, the only successful belief perpetuated by Judaeo-Christianity is that it is BORING. With a holy book that is mostly lists of rules (Deuteronomy, Leviticus) and lists of Geneologies (Zachariah and all those wacky books) and letters to fledgeling churches (Romans, Corinthians, etc.), what else can you expect?
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