00100: Multiscan of the Month Club
By: omnicolor and CraqhoreI'd like to thank Craqhore for creating this little bit of idiocy. He
convinced this guy of some pretty interesting shit. If you're a bit confused
about the origins of the Multiscan of the Month Club check out Jizzdisk #1.
You can get it at http://dd.home.ml.org/files.html from the Digital Darkness
web page.
Speaking of the Multiscan of the Month Club, I got a call a while back from the first and founding member, Multiscan himself. He didn't seem to see the humor inherent in the Jizzdisk. Wait 'till he hears we've got a club devoted to him. If I had a recorder set up to catch the fone conversation, he'd be in here again.
Session Start: Sat May 03 12:05:04 1997
<dryice-> what do u mean?
<Craqhore> computer source code is really encrypted latin
<dryice-> ok..but how did u learn 2 hack?
<Craqhore> i learned Classical Latin, then I had the traditional "hackers aprenticehsip"
<Craqhore> i moved away for 2 months and lived with a hacker
<dryice-> cool...
<Craqhore> he teaches you "code"
<Craqhore> which, because it's latin, is easy to understand
<dryice-> so u must know latin 2 hack?
<Craqhore> yeah
<dryice-> ok...thats hard...
<Craqhore> unfortunatumentis
<Craqhore> hehe
<Craqhore> maybe you should do a web search for it right now
<Craqhore> Latin, i mean
<Craqhore> stop wasting your time on irc ;)
<dryice-> so if u dont understand latin then u cant hack?
<Craqhore> not really
<dryice-> ok,..but im always hanging on irc..and web..im webing after it 2..
<Craqhore> hmm...
<Craqhore> well, let me give you the basics of hacking
<Craqhore> different source codes are different languages
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> hex, the main code for C++, is enrypted latin
<Craqhore> octal, a less used language, is greek
<Craqhore> most ppl don't figure this out
<Craqhore> beleive it or not!
<Craqhore> now...computer CPU's have a translator
<Craqhore> and a list of actions for each word
<dryice-> where can i find a translator?
<Craqhore> for instance, the hex code 13F672 283FA89B 89BC2001 means, "red 5 left, 6 down
<Craqhore> so it would display a red dot 5 left from the center, 6 down from it
<Craqhore> got what i am telling you so far?
<dryice-> yes..
<Craqhore> ok...
<Craqhore> so to decrypt a computer, you need its cpu
<Craqhore> that's where the translator is
<Craqhore> or, you can make your own
<Craqhore> want me to tell you how?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> of course you do!
<Craqhore> ;)
<Craqhore> well... first you need a circuit board
<Craqhore> you can usually take one from a calculator
<dryice-> circuit board?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> next, you need some memory
<dryice-> what kind of memory?
<Craqhore> RAM
<Craqhore> you have to solder the memory to the circuit board where the metal pathways make a "V"
<dryice-> what is that circuit board?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> it looks green with little metal strips on it
<Craqhore> do you have a calculator?
<dryice-> on the computer or what?
<Craqhore> no, like a pocket calculator
<Craqhore> the only differnce between a calculator and the computer is the amount of memory
<dryice-> ok...i got a calculator
<Craqhore> what kind? it's important
<dryice-> a texas instrument..
<Craqhore> graphing?
<dryice-> yes
<Craqhore> ok
<Craqhore> now, you can reuse the CPU for both the calculator AND the computer
<Craqhore> so unscrew the calculator, and take out the GREEN circuit board
<Craqhore> don't break ANY wires
<Craqhore> then, you need RAM
<dryice-> hacking seems hard...
<Craqhore> you can buy it at a store
<Craqhore> it's very hard... a lot of ppl SAY they are hackers
<Craqhore> but aren't
<Craqhore> you can also MAKE your own RAM
<Craqhore> but it'll be slower to work
<dryice-> is it worth learning all this?
<dryice-> is hacking that fun?
<Craqhore> well...
<Craqhore> it makes a lot of $$$
<Craqhore> but otherwise, NO
<dryice-> how can u make $$$ ?
<Craqhore> breaking into computer systems of banks
<Craqhore> lets say:
<Craqhore> that a bank has a "protect" program, latin word "protectus maximus", maximum protection
<Craqhore> you can telenet the bank, change the program to "protectus minumus", no protection
<Craqhore> and then make money transfers, latin word "transfera rapidii"
<dryice-> but thats illeagal..=)
<Craqhore> yes it is
<dryice-> just joking..
<Craqhore> some ppl think it's LEGAL!
<dryice-> heh
<dryice-> and the arent so smart i guess..
<Craqhore> nope
<dryice-> so how much $$$ have u earned?
<Craqhore> well...my wife doesn't know about it
<Craqhore> but for this year alone, i have made about $600,000
<Craqhore> all of which I'm saving for 10 years
<Craqhore> after 10 years, bank records expire
<dryice-> woow....
<dryice-> give me some..
<Craqhore> and the bills will no longer be marked
<Craqhore> hehe...you'd like some eh?
<dryice-> yes...
<Craqhore> ;) sorry
<dryice-> wouldnt be that bad...i can live with it....
<Craqhore> but you can make ur own
<dryice-> isnt that the hardest hacking?
<Craqhore> yes it is
<Craqhore> which means you need to apprentice with somebody
<Craqhore> Where do you live, i've got connections
<dryice-> Sweden
<Craqhore> hmm...
<Craqhore> here, do this
<Craqhore> memoserv someone on IRC named Dalvenjah
<Craqhore> Tell him that god487 sent you
<Craqhore> (this is not my real name, i'm hacking someone else's)
<dryice-> on this server?
<Craqhore> on all servers
<Craqhore> it's global
<dryice-> ok..but is it that hard 2 hack html?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> now...ask Dalvenjah if he can let you move in with him and help him hack Chanserv
<dryice-> is that also in latin?
<Craqhore> he should say yes
<Craqhore> html is not latin
<Craqhore> it's greek or something
<dryice-> what shall i say 2 him?
<Craqhore> just say:
<Craqhore> "God sent me to ask you to move in with you and learn how to hack Chanserv. Will you let me into your house?"
<dryice-> where does he live?
<Craqhore> Sweden
<Craqhore> not sure where...
<dryice-> where in sweden?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> good luck
<Craqhore> he should take you in as an "apprentice"
<dryice-> is he better than u?
<Craqhore> or "houseboy" as he calls it
<dryice-> =)
<Craqhore> you should live with him for about 6 months
<Craqhore> how old are you?
<dryice-> that long?
<dryice-> im just 17..
<Craqhore> yeah...well
<Craqhore> if you live close to him
<Craqhore> you can just visit him on wekends
<dryice-> ok
<dryice-> but he aint answering..
<Craqhore> it takes time
<Craqhore> do this: /msg memoserv send Dalvenjah <your message>
<Craqhore> he'll get it by tomorrow
<dryice-> how come?
<Craqhore> he's a busy man
<dryice-> ok
<dryice-> is he the best?
<Craqhore> the best in Scandinavia
<dryice-> cool...
<dryice-> is he better than u?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> he's a multimillionare
<dryice-> cool...
<Craqhore> if you go now, you will be a master hacker in a year at latest
<dryice-> then he can give me some...without hacking..=)
<Craqhore> yeah
<dryice-> my nick isnt registered in memoserv
<Craqhore> register it
<Craqhore> type /msg nickserv register nickname
<dryice-> how? i aint on this server often...or at dalnet
<Craqhore> oh, in that case...
<Craqhore> type /msg nickserv register tempnick
<Craqhore> it will take a day to register
<Craqhore> and the global network will disconnect you for 1 hour
<Craqhore> while it processes
<Craqhore> what you do is, after registering the nickname
<Craqhore> type /msg memoserv send Dalvenjah <your message>
<Craqhore> and then, you will disconnect
<Craqhore> did you do it?
<dryice-> yes...
<Craqhore> the nickname is registered?
<dryice-> thanx 4 all this..
<Craqhore> the memo is sent?
<dryice-> yes
<Craqhore> ok...you should disconnect in a few seconds
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice- tempnick
-> *nickserv* recover dryice- tempnick
<dryice-> 7 mins...
<dryice-> it said..
<Craqhore> oh ok then
<Craqhore> time difference
<dryice-> but how do u hack a homepage?
<Craqhore> you need the circuit board
<Craqhore> get the calculator
<Craqhore> get the RAM
<Craqhore> solder the RAM to the circuit board
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
<Craqhore> what is the message you send nickserv?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> so....
<Craqhore> remove the circuit board from your calculator
<Craqhore> and wire it to the parallel and serial ports of your computer
<dryice-> that i send daj something=?
<Craqhore> yes
<Craqhore> type '/msg nickserv access add *!*@*.erols.com'
<Craqhore> so that dalvenjah can get it
<dryice-> what happends then?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> ok...first i say two things
<dryice-> -NickServ- Invalid access mask - *!*@*.erols.com (format is user@host)
<Craqhore> 1) tell e what you sent to register your nickname and also what you sent to dalvenjah, because you have to be polite to him, i forgot to tell you that
<dryice-> what does that mean?
<Craqhore> hold on
<Craqhore> type '/msg nickserv access add meeeee@*.erols.com'
<dryice-> i told him that u said that he could learn me hack..
<Craqhore> tell him this
<Craqhore> "God wants me to move in with you as his houseboy and learn how to hack Chanserv
<Craqhore> did you say that
<Craqhore> and did you say please?
<dryice-> nope
<dryice-> first i must know where he lives..
<Craqhore> can you cut and paste what you sent him?
<dryice-> ok..
<dryice-> god487 sent me...he said u could learn me hack..eller ska man prata svenska..var bor du s� jag kan kanske bli din "houseboy" ?
<Craqhore> please paste it to me
<Craqhore> thank you
<Craqhore> ok...please send him another saying
<dryice-> but i gotta go know..
<Craqhore> "God says if you live close to me I say please"
<dryice-> ok...like what?
<Craqhore> ok
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> ok see you later
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
Session Close: Sat May 03 12:57:22 1997
So what have we learned here? Let's go to the map.
-omnicolor
Not Copyright
Pit Labs, Digital Darkness '97
convinced this guy of some pretty interesting shit. If you're a bit confused
about the origins of the Multiscan of the Month Club check out Jizzdisk #1.
You can get it at http://dd.home.ml.org/files.html from the Digital Darkness
web page.
Speaking of the Multiscan of the Month Club, I got a call a while back from the first and founding member, Multiscan himself. He didn't seem to see the humor inherent in the Jizzdisk. Wait 'till he hears we've got a club devoted to him. If I had a recorder set up to catch the fone conversation, he'd be in here again.
Session Start: Sat May 03 12:05:04 1997
<dryice-> what do u mean?
<Craqhore> computer source code is really encrypted latin
<dryice-> ok..but how did u learn 2 hack?
<Craqhore> i learned Classical Latin, then I had the traditional "hackers aprenticehsip"
<Craqhore> i moved away for 2 months and lived with a hacker
<dryice-> cool...
<Craqhore> he teaches you "code"
<Craqhore> which, because it's latin, is easy to understand
<dryice-> so u must know latin 2 hack?
<Craqhore> yeah
<dryice-> ok...thats hard...
<Craqhore> unfortunatumentis
<Craqhore> hehe
<Craqhore> maybe you should do a web search for it right now
<Craqhore> Latin, i mean
<Craqhore> stop wasting your time on irc ;)
<dryice-> so if u dont understand latin then u cant hack?
<Craqhore> not really
<dryice-> ok,..but im always hanging on irc..and web..im webing after it 2..
<Craqhore> hmm...
<Craqhore> well, let me give you the basics of hacking
<Craqhore> different source codes are different languages
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> hex, the main code for C++, is enrypted latin
<Craqhore> octal, a less used language, is greek
<Craqhore> most ppl don't figure this out
<Craqhore> beleive it or not!
<Craqhore> now...computer CPU's have a translator
<Craqhore> and a list of actions for each word
<dryice-> where can i find a translator?
<Craqhore> for instance, the hex code 13F672 283FA89B 89BC2001 means, "red 5 left, 6 down
<Craqhore> so it would display a red dot 5 left from the center, 6 down from it
<Craqhore> got what i am telling you so far?
<dryice-> yes..
<Craqhore> ok...
<Craqhore> so to decrypt a computer, you need its cpu
<Craqhore> that's where the translator is
<Craqhore> or, you can make your own
<Craqhore> want me to tell you how?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> of course you do!
<Craqhore> ;)
<Craqhore> well... first you need a circuit board
<Craqhore> you can usually take one from a calculator
<dryice-> circuit board?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> next, you need some memory
<dryice-> what kind of memory?
<Craqhore> RAM
<Craqhore> you have to solder the memory to the circuit board where the metal pathways make a "V"
<dryice-> what is that circuit board?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> it looks green with little metal strips on it
<Craqhore> do you have a calculator?
<dryice-> on the computer or what?
<Craqhore> no, like a pocket calculator
<Craqhore> the only differnce between a calculator and the computer is the amount of memory
<dryice-> ok...i got a calculator
<Craqhore> what kind? it's important
<dryice-> a texas instrument..
<Craqhore> graphing?
<dryice-> yes
<Craqhore> ok
<Craqhore> now, you can reuse the CPU for both the calculator AND the computer
<Craqhore> so unscrew the calculator, and take out the GREEN circuit board
<Craqhore> don't break ANY wires
<Craqhore> then, you need RAM
<dryice-> hacking seems hard...
<Craqhore> you can buy it at a store
<Craqhore> it's very hard... a lot of ppl SAY they are hackers
<Craqhore> but aren't
<Craqhore> you can also MAKE your own RAM
<Craqhore> but it'll be slower to work
<dryice-> is it worth learning all this?
<dryice-> is hacking that fun?
<Craqhore> well...
<Craqhore> it makes a lot of $$$
<Craqhore> but otherwise, NO
<dryice-> how can u make $$$ ?
<Craqhore> breaking into computer systems of banks
<Craqhore> lets say:
<Craqhore> that a bank has a "protect" program, latin word "protectus maximus", maximum protection
<Craqhore> you can telenet the bank, change the program to "protectus minumus", no protection
<Craqhore> and then make money transfers, latin word "transfera rapidii"
<dryice-> but thats illeagal..=)
<Craqhore> yes it is
<dryice-> just joking..
<Craqhore> some ppl think it's LEGAL!
<dryice-> heh
<dryice-> and the arent so smart i guess..
<Craqhore> nope
<dryice-> so how much $$$ have u earned?
<Craqhore> well...my wife doesn't know about it
<Craqhore> but for this year alone, i have made about $600,000
<Craqhore> all of which I'm saving for 10 years
<Craqhore> after 10 years, bank records expire
<dryice-> woow....
<dryice-> give me some..
<Craqhore> and the bills will no longer be marked
<Craqhore> hehe...you'd like some eh?
<dryice-> yes...
<Craqhore> ;) sorry
<dryice-> wouldnt be that bad...i can live with it....
<Craqhore> but you can make ur own
<dryice-> isnt that the hardest hacking?
<Craqhore> yes it is
<Craqhore> which means you need to apprentice with somebody
<Craqhore> Where do you live, i've got connections
<dryice-> Sweden
<Craqhore> hmm...
<Craqhore> here, do this
<Craqhore> memoserv someone on IRC named Dalvenjah
<Craqhore> Tell him that god487 sent you
<Craqhore> (this is not my real name, i'm hacking someone else's)
<dryice-> on this server?
<Craqhore> on all servers
<Craqhore> it's global
<dryice-> ok..but is it that hard 2 hack html?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> now...ask Dalvenjah if he can let you move in with him and help him hack Chanserv
<dryice-> is that also in latin?
<Craqhore> he should say yes
<Craqhore> html is not latin
<Craqhore> it's greek or something
<dryice-> what shall i say 2 him?
<Craqhore> just say:
<Craqhore> "God sent me to ask you to move in with you and learn how to hack Chanserv. Will you let me into your house?"
<dryice-> where does he live?
<Craqhore> Sweden
<Craqhore> not sure where...
<dryice-> where in sweden?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> good luck
<Craqhore> he should take you in as an "apprentice"
<dryice-> is he better than u?
<Craqhore> or "houseboy" as he calls it
<dryice-> =)
<Craqhore> you should live with him for about 6 months
<Craqhore> how old are you?
<dryice-> that long?
<dryice-> im just 17..
<Craqhore> yeah...well
<Craqhore> if you live close to him
<Craqhore> you can just visit him on wekends
<dryice-> ok
<dryice-> but he aint answering..
<Craqhore> it takes time
<Craqhore> do this: /msg memoserv send Dalvenjah <your message>
<Craqhore> he'll get it by tomorrow
<dryice-> how come?
<Craqhore> he's a busy man
<dryice-> ok
<dryice-> is he the best?
<Craqhore> the best in Scandinavia
<dryice-> cool...
<dryice-> is he better than u?
<Craqhore> yeah
<Craqhore> he's a multimillionare
<dryice-> cool...
<Craqhore> if you go now, you will be a master hacker in a year at latest
<dryice-> then he can give me some...without hacking..=)
<Craqhore> yeah
<dryice-> my nick isnt registered in memoserv
<Craqhore> register it
<Craqhore> type /msg nickserv register nickname
<dryice-> how? i aint on this server often...or at dalnet
<Craqhore> oh, in that case...
<Craqhore> type /msg nickserv register tempnick
<Craqhore> it will take a day to register
<Craqhore> and the global network will disconnect you for 1 hour
<Craqhore> while it processes
<Craqhore> what you do is, after registering the nickname
<Craqhore> type /msg memoserv send Dalvenjah <your message>
<Craqhore> and then, you will disconnect
<Craqhore> did you do it?
<dryice-> yes...
<Craqhore> the nickname is registered?
<dryice-> thanx 4 all this..
<Craqhore> the memo is sent?
<dryice-> yes
<Craqhore> ok...you should disconnect in a few seconds
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice- tempnick
-> *nickserv* recover dryice- tempnick
<dryice-> 7 mins...
<dryice-> it said..
<Craqhore> oh ok then
<Craqhore> time difference
<dryice-> but how do u hack a homepage?
<Craqhore> you need the circuit board
<Craqhore> get the calculator
<Craqhore> get the RAM
<Craqhore> solder the RAM to the circuit board
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
<Craqhore> what is the message you send nickserv?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> so....
<Craqhore> remove the circuit board from your calculator
<Craqhore> and wire it to the parallel and serial ports of your computer
<dryice-> that i send daj something=?
<Craqhore> yes
<Craqhore> type '/msg nickserv access add *!*@*.erols.com'
<Craqhore> so that dalvenjah can get it
<dryice-> what happends then?
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> ok...first i say two things
<dryice-> -NickServ- Invalid access mask - *!*@*.erols.com (format is user@host)
<Craqhore> 1) tell e what you sent to register your nickname and also what you sent to dalvenjah, because you have to be polite to him, i forgot to tell you that
<dryice-> what does that mean?
<Craqhore> hold on
<Craqhore> type '/msg nickserv access add meeeee@*.erols.com'
<dryice-> i told him that u said that he could learn me hack..
<Craqhore> tell him this
<Craqhore> "God wants me to move in with you as his houseboy and learn how to hack Chanserv
<Craqhore> did you say that
<Craqhore> and did you say please?
<dryice-> nope
<dryice-> first i must know where he lives..
<Craqhore> can you cut and paste what you sent him?
<dryice-> ok..
<dryice-> god487 sent me...he said u could learn me hack..eller ska man prata svenska..var bor du s� jag kan kanske bli din "houseboy" ?
<Craqhore> please paste it to me
<Craqhore> thank you
<Craqhore> ok...please send him another saying
<dryice-> but i gotta go know..
<Craqhore> "God says if you live close to me I say please"
<dryice-> ok...like what?
<Craqhore> ok
<dryice-> ok
<Craqhore> ok see you later
-> *nickserv* ghost dryice tempnick
Session Close: Sat May 03 12:57:22 1997
So what have we learned here? Let's go to the map.
- Some people are stupider then previously believed.
- Craqhore could probably sell this Multiscan his own shirt.
-omnicolor
Not Copyright
Pit Labs, Digital Darkness '97
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