10111: Mail Bombing, The Physical Way
By: Aardwolf!Introduction
Sup, OK, you can probably see now that I have no idea how to write one of these (at least the beginning) so I'll just get to the point.
There are 3 ways I know of to mail bomb.
All of these are fun but my favorite is the 3rd and I believe it is something we all must learn someday because you never know when you'll run across the school lamers address while hacking your schools top security cray super computer ;).
Getting information
As you probably already figured out you are going to need to know a bit about the victim. They are:
You can obtain most this stuff by looking in the big nasty yellow satanic book of numbers. If its against your religion for you to touch that thing ask your mom to. If you can't find it there he's probably unlisted. Getting a unlisted number isn't that hard but I leave finding a file on it for you. If all else fails you could just ask him, but he might figure out who is sending him vibrator catalogs...
How it's done
OK, you have the lamer's address and info. If you don't have someone's or your the type that doesn't hate your classmates I'll be so kind to give you some information on some people you can mailbomb anyway!
Ralph Gill
141 Winston Drive
Williamsburg, Virginia (VA)
23185
757-229-8096
(Some bitch some girl at my school hates)
Stephen Barger
23 Hickland Road
Newport News, Virginia (VA)
23606
757-930-0179
(BBS lamer, Every town has one)
What you need to do now is get some 800 numbers of places that:
I will put some 800 numbers at the end of this file. If you want more look in a AT&T toll free 800 number phone book. These are great books.
Calling
Call up the company. They might have some crappy automated system but once you actually talk to the operator their either overwhelmed with joy to be talking to someone or will just sound like the need coffee or jolt. Ask for their free information, book, catalog, whatever. Some systems are so crappy they are just an answering machine that asks you to leave your name and address. (it might be fun to hack the machine and delete all their messages!) Oh yeah, and don't forget to say thank you. Operators have sorry ass jobs and they need a bit of respect...
Numbers
The rest I leave up to you. I believe that you can find something useful with this little text!
Sup, OK, you can probably see now that I have no idea how to write one of these (at least the beginning) so I'll just get to the point.
There are 3 ways I know of to mail bomb.
- Email bomb (any lamer can do this)
- Use a wad of c4 and blow the mailbox to hell
- end them junkmail, catalogs, and educational shit up the ying yang...
All of these are fun but my favorite is the 3rd and I believe it is something we all must learn someday because you never know when you'll run across the school lamers address while hacking your schools top security cray super computer ;).
Getting information
As you probably already figured out you are going to need to know a bit about the victim. They are:
- Full Legal Name
- Full Address
- Phone Number (sometimes needed)
- A list of junkmail/educational numbers
- About an half hours worth of time
You can obtain most this stuff by looking in the big nasty yellow satanic book of numbers. If its against your religion for you to touch that thing ask your mom to. If you can't find it there he's probably unlisted. Getting a unlisted number isn't that hard but I leave finding a file on it for you. If all else fails you could just ask him, but he might figure out who is sending him vibrator catalogs...
How it's done
OK, you have the lamer's address and info. If you don't have someone's or your the type that doesn't hate your classmates I'll be so kind to give you some information on some people you can mailbomb anyway!
Ralph Gill
141 Winston Drive
Williamsburg, Virginia (VA)
23185
757-229-8096
(Some bitch some girl at my school hates)
Stephen Barger
23 Hickland Road
Newport News, Virginia (VA)
23606
757-930-0179
(BBS lamer, Every town has one)
What you need to do now is get some 800 numbers of places that:
- Give out free information
- Give out free disks
- Give out catalogs
- Call you back!
- Give you however many educational pamphlets you want for "YOUR" school 'cause you're a 7th grade teacher! (These are fun)
I will put some 800 numbers at the end of this file. If you want more look in a AT&T toll free 800 number phone book. These are great books.
Calling
Call up the company. They might have some crappy automated system but once you actually talk to the operator their either overwhelmed with joy to be talking to someone or will just sound like the need coffee or jolt. Ask for their free information, book, catalog, whatever. Some systems are so crappy they are just an answering machine that asks you to leave your name and address. (it might be fun to hack the machine and delete all their messages!) Oh yeah, and don't forget to say thank you. Operators have sorry ass jobs and they need a bit of respect...
Numbers
- Partnership for a drug free America (yeah that'll be the day!) 1-800-624-0100 (Educational stuff, however many you want!)
- Lane Bryant - 1-800-528-5156
- The Woman Within - 1-800-528-5149
- Jackson&Perkins Gardens - 1-800-292-4769
- Homeway Furniture - 1-800-334-9094
- House Dressing Furniture - 1-800-322-5850
- Timberland Toys - 1-800-551-7926
- Tiarra Tiffany's - 1-800-548-6399
- Cookie Garden - 1-800-443-8776
- Popcorn Factory - 1-800-621-0150
- Some Muffin Place - 1-800-742-2403
- Norwegian Cruise Line - 1-800-262-4NCL
The rest I leave up to you. I believe that you can find something useful with this little text!
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