10110: More Beige Boxing

By: Rasputin

Everyone loves the beige box, right? At least until some guy comes out of his house at 3 AM to find out who the hell's hiding behind his bushes... Here is finally a very simple solution for that. However this is a relatively long involved process Here's whatcha do...

First obtain a cordless phone with the longest range possible. You can usually get these cheap because they break easily and most people are too stupid to figure out how to fix them. Put the receiver unit in a plastic bag with the antenna sticking out the top. This is in case it rains, Now go to your neighbor's house and do the beige box thing to his gray box. The point being in this experiment is to spend as little time as possible hooking this up, so hurry. Make sure the cord you're hooking to his box is a few hundred feet long. Then run the cord into your backyard. Plug into the phone base. Then run an extension cord into your yard and plug into the base unit. Go inside, get a beer, and have phun conferencing with 200 of your closest friends in Australia. For a long term scheme, bury the whole mess, but leave the antenna sticking out of the ground and put quick-growing sod over the trench. If the cops come, push the antenna into the ground and hide the handset somewhere. Happy Boxing!!


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