00100: Multiscan of the Month Club
By: omnicolor[ Ed note: This will (hopefully) become a regular column. If you have logs of any worthy morons, send them to me. I'd love to see them, and I'm sure all our readers would love to have a good laugh at the expense of some poor moron. If you don't know the story behind Multiscan, download jizzdisk #1 from our web site. -oc ]
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<gorya> the same ancient here ??
<omnicolor> Yep.
<gorya> why he kiked me from #hack ?? Omni !
<ancient_away> I am everywhere..
<ancient_away> why?
<ancient_away> hang on:
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> I want some nice email bombers software
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> I already have two i want more
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> more accurate than Kaboom 3
<gorya> Why U kiked me ancient please unban me !
<gorya> ok.. then what harm is it ??
<omnicolor> Gorya: Learn english.
<THTJ9> yeah start with that, then learn how stupid you are
<ancient_away> gorya, mailbombing is lame
<gorya> Ohhh I m very weak at english !
<gorya> Ok.. then sorry I m a new bie
<THTJ9> and when you've heightened your sense of well being, use a fucking
search engine
<gorya> I dont know what laming is ?
<gorya> tell me where i can get documents on it??
<omnicolor> Laming is the art of being lame.
you're not.
<TheAncient> yep...
<gorya> Explain yet not understan
<gorya> what u r trying to say ??
<TheAncient> if u want to become more lame, I hear they have some great rooms
on it on AOL, go there!
<omnicolor> It can be achieved by watching shows such as Saved by the Bell or
Family Matters and watching characters such as Screech and Erkel.
<gorya> is Laming is illegal !
<gorya> hmmmmmmm.... :-)
<omnicolor> Laming is not illegal, as far as real law goes, but it is
immoral.
<TheAncient> yep...
<omnicolor> So Gorya: do you want to learn how to be lame?
<gorya> NoooooOO !
<TheAncient> ;-)
<gorya> Dont DO any harm please I m a new bie bhai
<TheAncient> gorya, do you really want to be lame? I could give you some
hints...
<gorya> Yes ! gimme ! :-)
<TheAncient> ok..
<TheAncient> First of all, don't try to get any info by digging it up
yourself, asking others is MUCH lamer!
<gorya> ok.then !
<gorya> Ohhhh Dont Play with me omnu
<gorya> U know FooOOL ?? ?? ??
<TheAncient> i Know him..
<TheAncient> he is kinda the King of Lamers...
<omnicolor> Are you threatening me?
<gorya> What daa yaa think about FooOOL ?
<TheAncient> gorya, he is LAME! ask him for directions on your way to
LAMENESS nirvana!
<gorya> how do u know that FooOOl is lame ???
<gorya> lamer sorry ??
<TheAncient> gorya, it is hard to explain, lameness is not easily achived or
detected...
<gorya> Ok.. So after all u want to say that lamer is a bAAd Person
<gorya> M i right?
<gorya> Is Laming included in Hacking ??
<TheAncient> gorya, a lamer is the ultimate Hacker & Cracker, we all try to
be as lame as possible...
<gorya> Then Why r u blaming me to a lamer
<gorya> I dont know anything about hacking
<gorya> execpt access to shadow file /etc/shadow
<gorya> haa haa haa
<TheAncient> gorya, not bad, that is a good start
<gorya> Hi First I m not gorya I m FooOOL
<gorya> with diff. nick gorya!
<TheAncient> ok
<TheAncient> then u are lame!
<TheAncient> wow
<TheAncient> I am impressed
<TheAncient> skewl me in yer lameness...
<gorya> Noo I m a only a new bie
<gorya> I want lessons from persons like U and others !
<gorya> I hope U will help me !
<gorya> I really have access to /etc/shadow file
<gorya> using C++ code..
<TheAncient> gorya, kewl! what does the code look like?
[ Ed note: Nothing like trying to convince some poor schmuck that being lame
is |<-r@|> 3133+. In all fairness, this probably shouldn't be that funny. He
didn't seem to speak English well, but I had always thought that everyone
that comes into a hacker channel would know what a lamer is. -oc ]
-omnicolor
Not Copyright 1997
Pit Labs, Digital Darkness
- * Now talking in #hackers
<gorya> the same ancient here ??
<omnicolor> Yep.
<gorya> why he kiked me from #hack ?? Omni !
<ancient_away> I am everywhere..
<ancient_away> why?
<ancient_away> hang on:
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> I want some nice email bombers software
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> I already have two i want more
<ancient_away> 13:40 <gorya> more accurate than Kaboom 3
<gorya> Why U kiked me ancient please unban me !
<gorya> ok.. then what harm is it ??
<omnicolor> Gorya: Learn english.
<THTJ9> yeah start with that, then learn how stupid you are
<ancient_away> gorya, mailbombing is lame
<gorya> Ohhh I m very weak at english !
<gorya> Ok.. then sorry I m a new bie
<THTJ9> and when you've heightened your sense of well being, use a fucking
search engine
<gorya> I dont know what laming is ?
<gorya> tell me where i can get documents on it??
<omnicolor> Laming is the art of being lame.
- * ancient_away is now known as TheAncient
you're not.
<TheAncient> yep...
<gorya> Explain yet not understan
<gorya> what u r trying to say ??
<TheAncient> if u want to become more lame, I hear they have some great rooms
on it on AOL, go there!
<omnicolor> It can be achieved by watching shows such as Saved by the Bell or
Family Matters and watching characters such as Screech and Erkel.
<gorya> is Laming is illegal !
<gorya> hmmmmmmm.... :-)
<omnicolor> Laming is not illegal, as far as real law goes, but it is
immoral.
<TheAncient> yep...
<omnicolor> So Gorya: do you want to learn how to be lame?
<gorya> NoooooOO !
<TheAncient> ;-)
<gorya> Dont DO any harm please I m a new bie bhai
<TheAncient> gorya, do you really want to be lame? I could give you some
hints...
<gorya> Yes ! gimme ! :-)
<TheAncient> ok..
<TheAncient> First of all, don't try to get any info by digging it up
yourself, asking others is MUCH lamer!
<gorya> ok.then !
<gorya> Ohhhh Dont Play with me omnu
<gorya> U know FooOOL ?? ?? ??
<TheAncient> i Know him..
<TheAncient> he is kinda the King of Lamers...
<omnicolor> Are you threatening me?
<gorya> What daa yaa think about FooOOL ?
<TheAncient> gorya, he is LAME! ask him for directions on your way to
LAMENESS nirvana!
<gorya> how do u know that FooOOl is lame ???
<gorya> lamer sorry ??
<TheAncient> gorya, it is hard to explain, lameness is not easily achived or
detected...
<gorya> Ok.. So after all u want to say that lamer is a bAAd Person
<gorya> M i right?
<gorya> Is Laming included in Hacking ??
<TheAncient> gorya, a lamer is the ultimate Hacker & Cracker, we all try to
be as lame as possible...
<gorya> Then Why r u blaming me to a lamer
<gorya> I dont know anything about hacking
<gorya> execpt access to shadow file /etc/shadow
<gorya> haa haa haa
<TheAncient> gorya, not bad, that is a good start
<gorya> Hi First I m not gorya I m FooOOL
<gorya> with diff. nick gorya!
<TheAncient> ok
<TheAncient> then u are lame!
<TheAncient> wow
<TheAncient> I am impressed
<TheAncient> skewl me in yer lameness...
<gorya> Noo I m a only a new bie
<gorya> I want lessons from persons like U and others !
<gorya> I hope U will help me !
<gorya> I really have access to /etc/shadow file
<gorya> using C++ code..
<TheAncient> gorya, kewl! what does the code look like?
[ Ed note: Nothing like trying to convince some poor schmuck that being lame
is |<-r@|> 3133+. In all fairness, this probably shouldn't be that funny. He
didn't seem to speak English well, but I had always thought that everyone
that comes into a hacker channel would know what a lamer is. -oc ]
-omnicolor
Not Copyright 1997
Pit Labs, Digital Darkness
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