Chris Burney

Birthdate: May 25, 1969
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Birthplace: Wichita County, Texas
Elementary school: Fain Elementary
Previous Jobs: Paperboy (1979-1985), Michael's Arts and Crafts Stockboy (1985-86), K-Bob's Steakhouse dishwasher (86-87), Western Sizzlin' Cook (87-93), Janitor at Levi Strauss Factory (90-94), Painted Houses for 3 months (93), Managed a camp for mentally challenged adults (summer 94), Worked at a group home, the last 2 years as the vocational teacher (94-99) Somewhere in there I help Jaret build a house or 2 and worked at the toy stores here and there.
Motto: The Golden Rule
Skills: Auto repair, sleeping, video games requiring a lot of time, cross word puzzles...
Super Powers: time travel, the kung fu snore...
Brothers and Sisters: Older sister Patty that lives in Denver, Colorado and younger
Brother, Brian who is deceased
Favorite sports hero: Pete Rose
If I were a fruit: Banana
I wanted to grow up to be: a major league ball player
Last time I wet the bed: it wasn't my bed, it was Marriott's bed